Hey guys, its been over 2 months since my last post, Yea i know, “what kinda blogger am i”… i’ve just been too busy to write these days and i dont wanna be one of those copy and past guys that post everything and anything just to get hits. Anyway i will try my best to be better at this…. So back to why you are here…
You see i was busy on my laptop trying to resolve an issue with one of my servers here at the office while watching “Fringe Season 5 EP 10” on my other laptop.. (Oh by the way if you’re a die hard SciFi person you should go see Fringe… i love the way season 5 is going.. OMG i cant just stop watching it)…. oppps sorry i digressed a little.. lol anyway… while trying to resolve this issue i had i decided to check out the insight report to one of the facebook pages i manage and then i saw this notification “Deji Kadri likes your note My Star Wars Parody…..” .. i was like huh… thats from way back in 2009… i decided to read it again because i couldn’t remember what “my parody” was anymore… and i couldnt stop laughing… So i have decided to post this Star Wars parody of mine on my blog today and share with you guys.. this is from November 21, 2009 3PM…
NOTE: If you’ve never watched star wars then you wouldnt get this….
A furious lightsaber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is
backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A
quick move by Vader, chops off Luke’s hand! It goes
spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He
looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight
Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No, Luke… I am your father!
Luke: No. It can’t be. That’s not true. That’s impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings Luke… you know them
to be true.
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true… and you know what else?
You know that brass droid of yours?
Darth Vader: Yes… Threepio… I built him… when I was 7
Luke: No! … Wait, huh?
Darth Vader: Seven years old. And what have you done?
Look at yourself. No hand. No job. And you couldn’t even
levitate your own ship out of the swamp…
Luke: But… I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: But that was when you were 20! When I was
10, I single-handedly destroyed an entire Trade
Federation Droid Control ship!
Luke: Well, it’s not my fault…
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go… “Poor me… my father never
gave me what I wanted for my birthday… boo hoo, my
daddy’s the Dark Lord of the Sith… Nobody loved me…
Luke: Shut up!
Darth Vader: You’re a slacker! By the time I was your age,
I had already exterminated the Jedi knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar’s Canyon.
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor… 10 years
old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open… the only human to
ever fly a Pod Racer… right here baby!
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.
Darth Vader: I was wrong… You’re not my kid… I don’t
know whose you are, but you sure ain’t mine.
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges
down the shaft. Darth Vader looks down after him.
Darth Vader: And get a haircut!
Hope you enjoyed that…. if you didnt.. well.. go get a sense of humor…